My time at the waterpark is winding down (closed this week, open Saturday and Sunday, then closed for the season) so it’s time to get serious about finding a real job.
To that end, I created an account at LinkedIn. I actually created it a couple of weeks ago but haven’t really done much with it. So I logged in just now to set up my profile and start begging for interviews.
The very first thing to meet my eyes upon logging in was the column on the right hand side of the screen, titled “People You May Know.”
The column was 2/3 completely wrong- I’d never heard the second and third names on the list. But the first? That would be my very first boyfriend, the guy I entered a disastrous relationship with at the age of 15.
Honestly, it’s a little creepy. I have no idea how they knew that. (Literally I have added NO identifying information to my profile.)
The Internet is developing a mind of its own, and I’m not sure I like it. 
That is effing hilarious. All your tubes are belong to us.
Come on though, the relationship wasn’t that disastrous. Think Hindenberg, not global thermonuclear holocaust. Am I right?