The Word Cynic

Yesterday I was lifeguarding in the toddler section of the waterpark when a woman approached me about the children's slides which empty nearby. Woman: Excuse me, but is someone responsible for spacing people out on those slides over there? Me: Well yes, someone is supposed to make sure no one crashes into anyone else Read More...

I once looked over a bunch of the jobs and activities I've been involved in (EMT, lifeguarding, computing help desk) and decided that I must really enjoy sitting around waiting for bad things to happen. I have spent a considerable amount of time doing just that. After my senior year of high school, I got a job at the local waterpark as a lifeguard Read More...