Adventures of a snarky nerdy feminist geek bookworm 20-something. Yeah, it's a niche. Deal with it.

Saving Money

February 17th, 2011

I just thought of a new way to shave a few cents off my grocery bill. I'm going to call home, and ask my parents to mail me my diploma. Then I will tear it into strips and use it as toilet paper.

How To Not Be a Whiny Emo Bitch

December 6th, 2010

So the year is winding down and I find myself yet again lost, directionless, and jobless. I have more or less been making ends meet by tutoring in order to avoid the harsh realities of job searching, which still scares me more than the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. (Yes, I would rather face demented, cannibalistic, chainsaw-wielding psychopaths than ask even one more company if they believed I was worth paying a living wage Read More...